lcumo:

socket-deer

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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reallylameblog:

hakuna clitada

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.

Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no
I think about you. But I don’t say it anymore.
Marguerite Duras, Hiroshima, Mon Amour (1959) 87,684 notes

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

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parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts
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